Farewell preparations (almost complete)

Yay, I spent the whole time in school in Bilik Syarahan again!!!(means I skipped all those lame, boring ceramahs...again) Finally finish colouring & cutting those pumkins...haha...well not exactly finish...we didn't cut all of it out cuz we have no time adee...but we did cut out at least 90% of the actual amount...so quite geng adee la...I tink got about 100 pumkins...not sure forgot adee...haha...Oh well...afternoon...we spent most of it in Her Yeong's house...so fun...we made marshmellows dipped in chocolate...watermellon balls(to put in sparkling juice tomorrow)...speaking of watermellon balls...haha...its just so funny I can't help laughing...the watermellon was a very juicy one...so whenever we scooped a ball of it, a ' pezit ' sound was heard...really today's 精点字...haha...anyway the idea of putting watermellon balls in the drink gave us an idea to prepare our countdown drinks (I mean Steph,Edlyn & me)...and the spider shaped cookie...haha...of course there were more food needed to be prepared(ex. caramel apples) but I had to go home early cuz i couldn't have dinner there...stupid pantang...shoosh...oh well...hah! I ignored that idiotic freaky guy's friend request & blocked him also adee in fb...haha! No one disturb moi now!!!I can go fb in peace...isn't that great??? ^^...Tomorrow's FAREWELL!!!(means goodbye Su Lynn mami & Yu Jie姐夫(My 'sis', Ah chong's 'husband')...:'(...I'll miss them...alot...)On the other hand, I should be happy for them...after all, they are finally graduating from PCGHS...the school of rules that aren't logical...haha...seriously though the rules here are like ilogical especially that short-hair rule...Ugh...why must they be so strict about our hair? I mean come on...what does hair have anything to do with our studies? Doesn't mean if we have long hair we will not be able to score in our exams...so true...haiz...me设问la...haha...I think I should start turning in now...I have a long day ahead of me...that is from 8a.m. - 6p.m...almost the whole day spent in school...Phew...need sleep early...also to mantain my voice...XP...

29th Oct. 2009

Today...the most enjoyable day I've had in years...haha...A few of us gathered in Bilik Syarahan from 7.30a.m. till 放学...we were preparing for the choir fairwell this Sat. (31st Oct. 2009)...helping out with the decorations and stuff...we really are a 'harmonious' team...while preparing, we suddenly wound up singing choir songs (ex. Sejahtera Malaysia, Enjit-enjit Semut, Mak Inang etc.)...the harmony was quite good I must say...not that I'm 自恋or what...At least the entire time there we enjoyed ourselves and laughter was brought into our drab little lives in that school of rules...Haha...and we all自-high & triple s (super siok sendiri)...Well, the afternoon was quite well-spend at Eunice's house...we baked cookies...so YUMMY!!! We just couldn't stop from helping ourselves to those delicious cookies ! Eunice's dog, Lucky was extremely cute & hillarious...It wanted to have some cookies too...the way it begged for a cookie fills you with sympathy for it...Its big round eyes pleading you to give it some cookies...aww...you should have seen that...haha...Those cookies (I forgot to mention) are for our fairwell too...Anyway I finally wrote something for XT's song : 快乐已沉睡了...Only came up with something for the chorus...but its still missing something so it sounds a little wierd...Hmmm...need to work on that still...Oh well...now so sienz...lately...in school if not for fairwell preparations, I would be stuck in some boring 'Program Selepas PMR' ceramah or activity...the school shouldn't even come up with such a program...its so lame...无聊&白吃nia...aiyo...especially those ceramahs...haiz...oh well...hols are coming soon...Yay!!!Just hope I don't have events that are gonna clash into each other...[ex. Sunday School Prize Giving rehearsal & the Trinity Award Ceromony which both falls on the same day(20th Nov. 2009)at night...]Phew...hols are gonna tire me out...these past few years hols have already been tiring me out anyway...so why complain?I guess I'm sorta used to it...Ok...I need to stop here...need get some rest...otherwise my vocal teacher will kill me alive because of my voice condition...haha...that time I'll really see a real live Cruella de Vil...

28th Oct. 2009

The choir exchange program today turned out...not what imagined...Almost all the people(that are from other schools) in Chels & my team are 音吃...So...as i said it didn't turn out like what i imagined...but my friends and I had a great time together...like, Yue Wan and me were talking about the 'Fashion Show' competition...We concluded that M-people should not complete their work...as in '半途而不废'...Haha I don't think anyone else would actually get what I mean except those who were there when Yue Wan & I were talking about it...but it's still worth sharing...haha...Oh well...I tell ya'll ah...I seriously love BILIK SYARAHAN !!! haha...that wonderful fragrance of that room...the piano...the atmosphere...the sound production in that room...Awww...just love it so much...& its also my car !!! (yup...ya'll aren't gonna get what i mean by that but let me explain a bit more...its my car cuz whenever i take the keys to that room i always say those are my carkeys haha I know...sweat...) Anyway...that's all not the main point why I admire that place so much...the main thing is I learned the complete definition of harmony there...and a harmonious sound can only be produced if the choir works together...here's a formula to break down what I said just now : 1 HEART + 1 SOUL + 1 VOICE = CHOIR...seems simple huh?No its not as simple as it looks or as you think it is...to achieve this, the choir needs to work together and I do mean work together...that means NO PLAYING POLITICS, NO FREAKING CONTROL FREAKS, NO PEOPLE WHO WANNA TAKE OVER OTHER PEOPLE'S JOB...of course there's more than that...but those are the things I wouldn't feel comfortable around with...Anyway, all talk no work is not going to get anyone anywhere...I'm now officially not involved in most choir stuff so why am I caring so much?Its not to say I 自恋 or what...its just...hmmm...i dunno how to describe it at this point...I'm word-less now...haha...speaking of word-less...reminds me of 脑-less...again no you're not gonna understand that unless you were at Bilik Syarahan today with triple 'Y' & Chong & moi...haha no offense...aiyo...I'm so 废...haha...what am I talking about?If I'm not 废then I cannot be an official member of F.E.I. ~ F, stands for FIRE...E, stands for ELECTRIC...& I, stands for ICE... Oh well, I guess ya'll woudn't understand that either...haha paiseh la...I'm really word-less now...will be writing my next blog another time...cuz need to turn in early...(my vocal teacher knows I sleep late these few days according to my voice condition...shoosh...otherwise...she's gonna become Cruella De Vil...at least that's what she says...haha)
P.S. My blogs will all be 酱废...So people...if you wanna read my blogs...I'll give you 4 words :
JUST BEAR WITH ME !!! (muahaha...XD)

一位 國文老師的告白

我是個國中的 國文老師，生平最痛苦的事情就是改作文!!
字醜就算了，還會自己學倉頡創字!!
創字就算了，還會用自己奇怪的邏輯寫句子!!
每次都改到哭笑不得……………

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１、元旦時，我們全家一起到歷史博物館參觀「冰馬桶」…
師評：有這樣的東西嗎？我也要去！（兵馬俑）

２、早上起床整裡「遺容」後，我們到學校集合，搭車前往墾丁畢業旅行
師評：不知道你家是哪一家殯儀館？老師一直都不知道…（儀容）

３、昨晚左眼皮跳個不停，當時就覺得那是「胸罩」，果然今天皮夾被扒走了!
師評：孩子，你已經這麼大了嗎？（凶兆 ）

４、報上說重金屬污染過的牡蠣，可「治」癌…
師評：一字之差，養蚵人家翻身矣！
我是不是該趕快去養牡蠣？會賺到翻哦… （致癌）

５、昨晚我和同學到速食店吃晚餐，我們點了兩個漢堡、「雞份一塊」…
師評：好吃嗎？雞糞？（雞塊一份）

６、星期天準備外出逛街時，匆忙之間不小心給「肛門」夾到，真倒楣!!
師評：老師很好奇──誰的肛門這麼大…？（鋼門）

７、四下無人，不要從背後 拍我肩膀，我很容易「受精」…
師評：孩子，我可能是你爸哦… 老師記得曾這樣讓很多人「受精」喔!（受驚）

８、逛完花市後，我花錢買下「賤男」，準備帶回家過年。
師評：發音正確一點，「劍蘭」會哭的…

９、我的歷史老師長髮披肩，個子矮小，脾氣不好，有一點點「胸」…
師評：歷史老師要我轉告你「等下上歷史課﹐皮給我繃緊一點。」（兇）

１０、我認為自己是個品學兼「憂」的好學生…
師評：你是該憂了──不及格。（優）

１１、在「崎嶇坎坷」的人生「康莊大道」上，我們要堅定方向…
師評：此路可繼世界八大奇蹟兵馬俑之後，登上第九大奇蹟。

１２、從小就住在我們家隔壁的陳伯伯住家三樓最後面一間廚房不知道為什麼會
三不五時地飄來一陣又一陣烹煮紅燒牛肉時所散發出來的濃濃迷人中藥味道…
師評：明天麻煩你一口氣唸完這句給我聽，不准換氣。

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這次出的作文題目是：美食與我
我非常沾沾自喜，相當期待這麼生活化又簡單的題目
一定能讓他們發揮的淋漓盡致，
可以減輕我每次改作文到快往生的噩運!!!

沒想到我錯了!!!!!!!
這些天兵天將們每個都是未來的棟樑????……

節錄一些下來:

1.我最喜歡吃的食物是生魚片，但是生魚片最讓我困擾的地方就是他的魚刺很多。

2.我最喜歡吃的食物是生魚片，唯一美中不足的是，他總是沒煮熟。

3.我最喜歡吃的美食是青菜，青菜中最喜歡吃的美食是白菜，為什麼喜歡吃白
菜呢？因為他是青菜的一種（繞口令嗎？）

4.我最喜歡吃滷肉飯跟貢丸湯，他們對我來說不只是一種美食，而是……兩種美
食。 （真是謝謝你的數學教學）

5.我最喜歡吃外婆煮的菜，裡面包含了很多愛心，但是萬一外婆死了我就吃不
到了，所以我要趁外婆還活著的時候，叫他每天煮三餐給我吃。
（這算虐待老人嗎？）

6.我最喜歡吃那種在外面跑的雞肉 （所以你要吃雞肉前都要追著他跑？）

7.我最喜歡吃美食，是那種出現陸地上，天天都看的到的那種肉（人肉？）

8.我對美食的要求很嚴格，他不能是由一位傷心的廚師做出來的
（連續劇看太多了，孩子）

9.媽媽很厲害，他下廚以後，可以把一顆蛋變成一顆荷包蛋（不然呢？）

10.每次媽媽煮完菜我們全家都會歡呼，於是媽媽就走進廚房再做第二道
（原來你家都是一道菜煮完再煮一道…）

11.我很喜歡跟爸爸去逛夜市，因為美食都能讓我感到垂涎三尺，只要我看到那
些食物出現，就會跟爸爸說我要吃這個我要吃那個結果我當然什麼都沒吃到
（好心酸的孩子）

12.我最喜歡吃媽媽煮的菜，跟外面賣的差的可遠呢!
（那到底是好吃還是不好吃？）

13.世界上美食很多，其中我最喜歡吃的外國料理是台南擔仔麵
（同學，請問你是哪國人？）

14.生魚片實在是太好吃了，每次一想到我的口水都會緩緩的滴下來…
（慢動作嗎？）

15.有一樣食物讓我百吃不厭，那就是雙胞胎，名字聽起來大家一定都會覺得很
奇怪，沒錯，他就是很奇怪（這樣有解釋到嗎？）

16.我吃東西總是又快又急，沒辦法，熟能生巧嘛!
（我呼吸總是又快又急，沒辦法，熟能生巧嘛…！）


有前輩說：他上輩子殺了人，所以這輩子處罰他當老師。

唉...我想我不只殺了人，還是………………
殺..
錯..
人….
才會淪落到當 國文老師………

換小學老師了:

１。題目：一邊……一邊……

小朋友寫：他一邊脫衣服，一邊穿褲子。

老師批語：他到底是要脫還是要穿啊？

２。題目：其中

小朋友寫：我的其中一只左腳受傷了。

老師批語：你是蜈蚣嗎？

３。題目：陸陸續續

小朋友寫：下班了，爸爸陸陸續續的回家了。

老師批語：你到底有幾個爸爸呀？

４。題目：難過

小朋友寫：我家門前有條水溝很難過。

老師批語：老師更難過。

５。題目：又 又

小朋友寫：我的媽媽又矮又高又胖又瘦。

老師批語；你的媽媽是變形金鋼嗎？

６。題目：你看

小朋友寫：你看什麼看！沒看過啊

老師批語：沒看過

７。題目：欣欣向榮

小朋友寫：欣欣向榮榮告白。

老師批語：連續劇不要看太多了！

８。題目：好吃

小朋友寫：好吃個屁。

老師批語：有些東西是不能吃的。

９。題目：天真

小朋友寫：今天真熱。

老師批語：你真天真。

１０。題目：果然

小朋友寫：昨天我吃水果，然後喝涼水。

老師批語：是詞組，不能分開的。

１１。題目：先……再……，例題：先吃飯，再冼澡。

小朋友寫：先生，再見！

老師批語：想像力超過了地球人的智慧。

１２。題目：況且

小朋友寫：一列火車經過，況且況且況且況且況且況

老師批語：我死了算了 @@

[forwarded message...very funny...& sweat also]

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First blog ever...

Most of my friends are blogging so I thought why not try it too...and here I am starting a blog...Hopefully I can update it every now and then...haha...