27th Dec. 2009

Yesterday was so fun!!! haha...in the end we didn't go to the 'end of the world' beach...a little dissapointed...I wanted to see what the 'end of the world' beach was like...hmmm...XD ~ Oh well, enjoyed the time spent at the public beach behind Fla-min-go hotel... ^^ ~ Hmmm...let's see...Christmas dinner was nice with family...but this year Christmas lack of something...or should I say someone... ... Anyway, not gonna think about those sad sad stuff...no point doing so...30th I'll be going to Ipoh...wee~ hope I can meet up with some of my shao nian jun friends...miss them...but of course I love my friends back here in Penang too...^^Next year will be very busy lo...seriously...piles of homework and scheduled tuitions... these hols will be the one's I'm gonna really miss ~ Next year I don't think I'll have as much time as this year to go out with my friends...or do stuff I wanna do...speaking of next year...I really hope xxx will not let go of me...I'll regret it for sure...but what to do...to some people studies come first...not to say I don't put studies as my top priority...but still...don't want to talk about this...makes me some what angry and extremely sad...Hmmm...I wonder what 2010 will be like?!...

26th Dec. 2009

Christmas is over so fast...time flies...oh well, PMR results also came out already...Mum wasn't satisfied for the past 2 days...don't understand her...I tried my best what...6 A's 2 B's is what I expected already actually...I knew my KH and Chinese sure get B...what to do...I hate accounts and all those RBT stuff and besides, I've never been good in Chinese anyway...So, expected already what, rite?! =.= Forget it anyway...she's much over it now since I got a little emotional yesterday about my results...XD Thank God she's finally getting over it...Today, going to picnic with church youth at 'end of the world' beach...where's that? People say it's further than Batu Ferringhi a bit...but I still don't know where...haha...that's me, I'm always blur !!! ~ So hungry now...craving for Subway/Dominos ~ ^^ Oh well, lately...got too many things happening...some sad some happy...so once again I would like to officially announce... Deborah Elizabeth Martin is NEUTRAL once again...XD you should be glad to know that...haha...I would like to conclude that being neutral仔 is the best...not good not bad...don't have to take sides either !!! haha...I think I'll stay neutral for the rest of my life ~ (most probably)...haiz...now don't know what to do about what happened between...oh well, shhh...not gonna say this...better keep quiet about it anyway...I guess I just have to keep going on no matter what happens in my life...time's not gonna wait for me...my life will just keep going forward there's no turning back to the past...you definitely can't do that...but how I wish we could go back to a certain day and stay there forever :'( ~wow...I just changed the mood so quickly...haha...somehow though I don't know whether I'll be able to accept what's gonna happen in the future...life's gonna be somehow different without a certain person...who knew it was just gonna end here like this... ...who knew...I better stop writing before I 'biao' 泪...haha...until my next blog ~

14th Dec. 2009

Shopping in KL is very tiring...whew...I managed to buy the 8th book of Alex Rider !!! Its out...Anthony Horowitz finally decided to continue writing about Alex...Ahhh...Alex rider is so HOT !!! ( in my imagination =] ) haha...sorry to my friends I didn't buy anything for you guys cause alot of things are too expensive and hard to find...well...at least I'm back here now...I miss Penang you know...I hate KL traffic, KL sun, KL view...almost hate everything about KL larx...The shopping malls also...make me walk until so tired...aiyo...I tell you ah...that time I really missed Gurney...Oh I LOVE YOU, GURNEY !!! Muackz...haha...don't mind me...I'm sot already ^^ Anyway...the 3 weeks camp is not what you guys think...Its not torture...really...It was in fact a very good experience to the outside world for me...I learnt that I've been too pampered and protected since I was a kid...and now it's time to growup...I chose to attend this camp because it's specially for form 3 students only...and how many times will we be form 3? only once in a lifetime...trust me it was the BEST experience ever...made new friends, learnt new things, and brought back wonderful memories... ...of course I will NEVER forget my dear friends back here in Penang...I've got so much to say to you all...I've missed you guys and now I'm missing the new friends I've made in the 3 weeks camp because all of them are from different states in our country...so its really difficult to connect with them except through internet or mobile phone... ... XOXO Deborah ~

13th Dec. 2009

Wow time flies...I'm back!!! I miss you guys, Ah Chong, Chels, Xin Tong, Yin Ling, Jia Fang, Jia Miin...3 weeks didn't contact you guys...really miss y'all but I didn't feel tortured there...I made a lot of new friends and learnt to be independent and stuff like that...You can view my Facebook photos ... and see my new friends...they're all also very nice ( not to say you all aren't nice...Duh! ) anyway...I'm back to blog, MSN, Facebook and mobile phone...but I must say I'm very tired now so...this will be a short blog...don't expect anything too long here...haha ^^

19th Nov. 2009

Yay! We got our cake today!!!...Blackforest from Ritz...haha...I'm crazy...Anyway, tomorrow's Concert Day!!!Get to makeup again...haha ^^...sweat...Oh well, today went Gurney...watched 2012 with Alicia, Shao En, and Alicia's friend...The movie?so-so nia la...but still had a great time!!! Just another 3 more days then its off to KL...haiz...I can't swim...dunno what to do...cuz I got no food...(what la...maple at midnight again meh???)...speaking of which...poor Ah Chong had to put up with papa and me for 2 continous days...cuz we kept singing that 'Your Beautiful' maple at midnight version...and we kept repeating the front part where they do the talking that is : "or you try to propose and she says...no ( girl's voice ) haha...go watch this video (Maple at Midnight) at my papa's blog ( 007空间...as if I hadn't mentioned it before... ) then you'll get the joke and understand why Ah Chong can become so pek chek...imagine if we repeated that to you 2 days in a row...haha...unbelieavable, man...I mean, girl...Nothing much today...just write the above stuff to upgrade my blog...haha...Ciao!

17th Nov. 2009

Someone...help me...I think I cannot survive the 3 weeks in KL la...1stly I can't swim, 2ndly I have to bring a long skirt and long sleeve blouse to wear for Sunday worships and special meetings there...cannot bring my own dresses meh?Long skirts makes teenage girls look like 40-year old aunties!!! (even though I wear that kind of outfit for choir...but still...pek chek!) shoosh...3rdly we have to sleep in sleeping bags?sure seems that way...haiz...no cell-phones to me is ok...but the above 3 factors?They affect me completely!!!HELP...Most importantly, I CANNOT SWIM...they don't expect everyone to be able to swim do they???why...why...why??? Picture me like this : the only one who can't swim... ...ok...ok...calm down... I just need to calm down...which I can't do so right now...I'm dead...a dead duck...save me...my knight in shining armour... siao ah! No such thing as knight in shining armour la...even if have also won't be found in Malaysia la...Aiyo...haiz......I can't believe it...I tell you ah...when I saw that list of things I need to bring...my whole heart dropped! Suddenly everything became out of place...not what I expected...because...well...you know...I'm partially a spoiled brat, a princessy person and stuff like that...how can I survive???I really dunno what to do...PEK CHEK (x infinty)...this is an emergency!!! I need help...save me...911 or whatever...My last words : I love Blog...

11th Nov. 2009

My tummy's not feeling well today...hopefully I didn't do anything to stir it up...so far there are no symptoms of me gonna vomit...now my muscles are all kinda aching because of those stupid SPBT books...so heavy...why did the government have to lend us text books?Why can't just lend it to those who didn't buy the books?duh... shoosh...anyway I was thinking if I had a Chinese name what would it be? that is if I were to follow my mum's surname...thanks to my friends, today I agreed to the name -- 洪雪盈...nice rite?It suits me quite well don't you think?^^but I sure wish I can officially use it as my Chinese name...haiz... ... today was the sweatest day ever...we came up with stuff as shown in the following picture : -
I know...it's kinda sweat...correction EXTREMELY sweat...btw, look at the Fei Fire signature, aiyo...does she have to bold her name?tsk tsk tsk...cannot stand nia...haha...but actually there's more than this...for further details, please visit my "papa's" blog ~ 007空间...if she posted it there...otherwise just hang in there until she posts it in her blog...then I will re-inform those who are i-n-t-e-r-e-s-t-e-d...XD...You really have to view the full version to understand this...or personally ask me in person...so hopefully that "papa" will post it in her blog! ( that'll save all the trouble of explaining it... ) haha...Next I'm gonna post stuff I drew just to cure my boredom in school today although there was much to share with my friends especially laughter...haha...keep this in mind :~笑口常开,笑死活该...sorry...that was meant to describe me...haha...cuz I keep laughing too much ( I always get tickled easily, otherwise I will 自 high instead...XD )...anyway keep this in mind ( the real one ) :~ LaUgHt3R !$ tH3 b3$t MeDiC!n3 ( experience proves this phrase correct! ) ok...I'm gonna post the cure of my boredom today...wait scanning... ... done! here goes nothing...
ok...don't laugh...I noe it's ...dunno how to describe...haha...at least its something...it shows the lovey-dovey side of me, the neutral me, me the b-ball fan, I'm delectric, my new Chinese name ( currently unofficial ) , I'm a music lover too...all in one...so cool...haha...not...now I'm word-less again...I think I'll stop here...haha...Au revoir!

10th Nov. 2009

Aiyo...so many days didn't write blog...reason? I'm lazy! haha...anyway...I'm back!!!So...1stly...me a little dissapointed because I almost get to join the singing competition held in Penang Times Square...the prizes are really cool and enough to buy at least 3000 bucks worth of vouchers to shop for gems or jeweleries at Times Square shopping mall...but because of the date I'm gonna have to skip it...boo hoo hoo...ok wait let me explain...there are 2 rounds in this competition : 1) Qualifying round & 2) Final round...The qualifying round does not affect me as it is on the 21st Nov. afternoon...but the final round is on the 28th ! That means I cannot join the competition anymore because I'll be in sao nian jun...a little bummed... :( ... Never mind la...I guess there's always another competition?!...haiz...anyway... I got a 62 for art...yay me!!! I'm quite pleased as it is my last exam for art...you know...I'm NOT...repeat...NOT an art person...haha...They should have music as a subject...but in Eng. not Malay, thank you...because I'm not fluent in Malay...duh! although my karangan is good...that's because of the best BM tuition teacher on earth!haha...Btw, everyone's excited about the Sunday School Prize-Giving Day!!! Hope those people (in KFC, Giant supermarket & Kedah Road) we gave the invitations to will attend...along with their kids of course! Yay! That day will be full of kiddies!!! ^^ They're so cute...adorable...carefree...& GONNA BECOME 'MONSTERS' ONE DAY WHEN THEY GROW BIG!!!...haha...just kidding...they'll learn not to become so much of 'Monsters' if they follow Christ!!!ahem...seriously...Oh yeah...let me say something...plug your ears if you're near me...ALL EXAMS ARE OFFICIALLY OVER!!!AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!LET'S CELEBRATE!!! ^^ok ok...no offence to those who are having SPM/ STPM...but I just can't help saying it...next year no more art!!!yes!!!and most of my subjects will be in ENGLISH!!! Support English people...It's the language you use to comunicate with most foreigners...this is so true...though not everyone agrees...Oh well...Glad to know Gaogao's fine though...long time no see her...miss her...I kinda miss alot a people lately...even my kindergarden friends...miss those days...those WERE 'the days' after all...haha...anyway I'm so glad that I can at least get to 'reunite' with 2 of my kindy friends!!! It's really a small world after all...haha...I met up with one at school and another at tuition!!so cool...I remebered thinking whether I would be able to meet again with kindy friends in the future, when I was in kindergarden...and here I am...able to meet up with at least 2 of them!!!You know what? I think the best things in life on earth...happens during high school...seriously...memories that cannot be erased so easily are normally from high school days...I know I'm a bit fast to say these things because this is only my 3rd year in high school...but still I'm sure those who have graduated a long time ago will definitely get what I mean...yeah...wow...I can't believe I've written so much...haha...it's surprising sometimes...when I'm aware or not alert...stuff happens quickly...you're asking what stuff?well...anything in daily life...you know...for example, the time...like today in school before I knew it...school's over for the day...and when I was preparing for PMR(a month or so before the exam), I felt as if the time wasn't enough for me to study...but at least I was able to control myself from using the pc or watching television...so I was able to earn a little more time from there...ok...off to play games...tata!!!toodles...haha XP

4th Nov. 2009

School's not that bad...I got a 20 dollar voucher for just winning the English quiz the day before...although its only for tanmark book store but...it's still 20 bucks rite???haha...Today I really s.s.s (Super siok sendiri)...dunno why...I must've breathed in some laughing gas without me knowing it...wierd...hmmm...Oh well...today that stupid singing competition turned out quite fun after all...but you know what?I think my eardrums are hurt now & my ossicles are damaged too...cuz those people from dunno what class...keep shrieking and screaming their friend's name...just because they want her to sing again...[ P.s.I think they broke some of their vocal chords XD just kidding ] My goodness...those people are freaking noisy...I can't stand it...absolutely cannot stand it...Urgh...today that XT sang christmas songs...her version...my goodness...she sang 'wee wee wee...' to the tune of We Wish You A Merry Christmas & 'lingle loo...' to the tune of Jingle Bells...don't ask me why...she'd better have a good reason for changing the original lyrics to those wierd words of hers...haha...Yay! Chels finally brought me the book I wanted to borrow from her...it has most of the songs from Th3 $eCr3t GaRd3N...so cool...even mum liked it...haha...what's not to like? Today my vocal teacher wasn't at home...I went there & she wasn't there...shoosh...and she didn't tell me there's no lesson today...I called her like a dozen times...& sms-ed her...she didn't reply neither my message nor my calls...I wonder why...she's always like this...I know she's busy and all but then she should at least give me a call to let me know if she wants to cancel lesson for the day...Mum was quite mad at her for not informing us that she wasn't at home...I don't blame my mum for that though...I was pretty upset myself...Oh well, I'm just gonna forget it...what's done is done...there's no turning back now...seriously...so sienz nowadays...actually I really should be studying for my exam next week...but I'm so lazy...& after all those are unimportant subjects so what's the point?haha...Life's boring now...dunno what to do these days...except blogging, facebook-ing, MSN, & listen to some music...Other than that I don't see what else is interesting now...hmmm...i could use some pointers rite now on 'What to do when you're bored?' XD...yeah rite... anyway me likes the following hairstyle :
but I don't think it'll suit me...aww...disapointed...but it's worth taking a risk...I really feel like trying it out...maybe I should...on the last day of school...before going to 少年军 on the 22nd Nov...Once there means no cellphones, pc's, & televisions...something like that...at least there's a shopping mall somewhere near there...provided I get the chance to visit that particular mall...ok...I think I'll stop here getting a little word-less again...haha



XOXO,
Neutral Me
[P.S. If you wanna be neutralised...I'm the right one to come to...haha...just joking in a way...]

3rd Nov. 2009

Couldn't publish a new post yesterday...went shopping haha...anyway yesterday we had some English quiz at school...It was damn fun...Each class were to choose 5 representatives...These 5 people were to spell the words individually while others are to work as a team according to classes...The words given are finally beyond Malaysian standard...(ex. jeopardy, sanitation, bier, catalyst, procrastinate )Our class beat K3B...proves that it doesn't mean that you're in the front class and you'll always be the best...we sure did prove that yesterday...^^No offense to K3B people...but on the other hand, they beat us at maths today...so what? after all they are the type who can't really stand losing...haha...no offense again people...It seems fair enough to me we each get 1st for both activities...Enough about that though...life is getting boring lately...dunno why...haiz...wish something exciting would happen...Actually...I'm supposed to study for the civics & moral & other tests next week...but who cares?Those are unimportant subjects... I don't understand why the education department declares those as subjects that needs to be tested in school examinations too...shoosh...unreasonable people they are...Oh well...just 2 more years of high school for me...Then I can have long hair...Yay!!! I know sweat...but its worth sharing, isn't it?My goodness...now I remembered...today that XT keep pressing me head like a doorbell...she thinks I'm a doorbell...Hah! She even made up a song, it's something like this :
Ding dong,
Ding dong,
Anybody home?
(spoken : Nobody's home...)
-laughter-
Ding dong,
Ding dong,
Erm...sorry...I've forgotten the rest of the words...Anyway I'm sure that's extremely sweat...so even if I continued...You know what's gonna happen...Oh well...I'm feeling kinda sleepy these few days...& I seem to be getting lazier...eat, sleep, play...that's all I know now...haha...but I should really pull myself together & get back in shape before school reopens next year...It's always good to start early, you never know how much time you need to change or get something done...you just never know... ...Until my next blog...XD

1st Nov. 2009

Life isn't fascinating...its boring...although farewell was a blast yesterday...so tired...and i can't upload photos into facebook!!! That's what's bugging me right now...shoosh...patience...patience...patience...I don't think I can be that patient with it for long...I'm already pek chek now...forget that...ugh...anyway I went children's choir at St. Andrews...haha...quite fun la...improved on teaching & conducting...not easy as I imagined & not that difficult either...I meant conducting...hmmm....about teaching...I don't think I've got the 'teacher' look...well in the future maybe...haha...Urgh...stupid facebook...why cannot upload photos???what's the problem???shoosh...I don't understand why it keeps closing all my firefox windows once I press 'add pictures'...great...now I know why...my sister should have opened her mouth & said that earlier...only internet can upload photos...through firefox its impossible...now I feel stupid...shoosh...Btw, this is a picture of the present 'Salad' gave me...so cute right???I know...haha...suits me...love it...thanks to her great taste of getting me a gift...haha...right...I waited like...this long...for the present...cuz I owed her present too...I told her after PMR & I did give it to her after that but she had exam after my PMR so I had to wait la...Oh well...everything's neutral la...haha...neutral again...Ah Chong will probably be thinking 'what la...neutral again'...haha just joking...Chong, if you see this don't get mad ya? haha really...no offense...blog ends here today...if I continue writing, I don't think anyone will be able to continue reading...XP

Farewell preparations (almost complete)

Yay, I spent the whole time in school in Bilik Syarahan again!!!(means I skipped all those lame, boring ceramahs...again) Finally finish colouring & cutting those pumkins...haha...well not exactly finish...we didn't cut all of it out cuz we have no time adee...but we did cut out at least 90% of the actual amount...so quite geng adee la...I tink got about 100 pumkins...not sure forgot adee...haha...Oh well...afternoon...we spent most of it in Her Yeong's house...so fun...we made marshmellows dipped in chocolate...watermellon balls(to put in sparkling juice tomorrow)...speaking of watermellon balls...haha...its just so funny I can't help laughing...the watermellon was a very juicy one...so whenever we scooped a ball of it, a ' pezit ' sound was heard...really today's 精点字...haha...anyway the idea of putting watermellon balls in the drink gave us an idea to prepare our countdown drinks (I mean Steph,Edlyn & me)...and the spider shaped cookie...haha...of course there were more food needed to be prepared(ex. caramel apples) but I had to go home early cuz i couldn't have dinner there...stupid pantang...shoosh...oh well...hah! I ignored that idiotic freaky guy's friend request & blocked him also adee in fb...haha! No one disturb moi now!!!I can go fb in peace...isn't that great??? ^^...Tomorrow's FAREWELL!!!(means goodbye Su Lynn mami & Yu Jie姐夫(My 'sis', Ah chong's 'husband')...:'(...I'll miss them...alot...)On the other hand, I should be happy for them...after all, they are finally graduating from PCGHS...the school of rules that aren't logical...haha...seriously though the rules here are like ilogical especially that short-hair rule...Ugh...why must they be so strict about our hair? I mean come on...what does hair have anything to do with our studies? Doesn't mean if we have long hair we will not be able to score in our exams...so true...haiz...me设问la...haha...I think I should start turning in now...I have a long day ahead of me...that is from 8a.m. - 6p.m...almost the whole day spent in school...Phew...need sleep early...also to mantain my voice...XP...

29th Oct. 2009

Today...the most enjoyable day I've had in years...haha...A few of us gathered in Bilik Syarahan from 7.30a.m. till 放学...we were preparing for the choir fairwell this Sat. (31st Oct. 2009)...helping out with the decorations and stuff...we really are a 'harmonious' team...while preparing, we suddenly wound up singing choir songs (ex. Sejahtera Malaysia, Enjit-enjit Semut, Mak Inang etc.)...the harmony was quite good I must say...not that I'm 自恋or what...At least the entire time there we enjoyed ourselves and laughter was brought into our drab little lives in that school of rules...Haha...and we all自-high & triple s (super siok sendiri)...Well, the afternoon was quite well-spend at Eunice's house...we baked cookies...so YUMMY!!! We just couldn't stop from helping ourselves to those delicious cookies ! Eunice's dog, Lucky was extremely cute & hillarious...It wanted to have some cookies too...the way it begged for a cookie fills you with sympathy for it...Its big round eyes pleading you to give it some cookies...aww...you should have seen that...haha...Those cookies (I forgot to mention) are for our fairwell too...Anyway I finally wrote something for XT's song : 快乐已沉睡了...Only came up with something for the chorus...but its still missing something so it sounds a little wierd...Hmmm...need to work on that still...Oh well...now so sienz...lately...in school if not for fairwell preparations, I would be stuck in some boring 'Program Selepas PMR' ceramah or activity...the school shouldn't even come up with such a program...its so lame...无聊&白吃nia...aiyo...especially those ceramahs...haiz...oh well...hols are coming soon...Yay!!!Just hope I don't have events that are gonna clash into each other...[ex. Sunday School Prize Giving rehearsal & the Trinity Award Ceromony which both falls on the same day(20th Nov. 2009)at night...]Phew...hols are gonna tire me out...these past few years hols have already been tiring me out anyway...so why complain?I guess I'm sorta used to it...Ok...I need to stop here...need get some rest...otherwise my vocal teacher will kill me alive because of my voice condition...haha...that time I'll really see a real live Cruella de Vil...

28th Oct. 2009

The choir exchange program today turned out...not what imagined...Almost all the people(that are from other schools) in Chels & my team are 音吃...So...as i said it didn't turn out like what i imagined...but my friends and I had a great time together...like, Yue Wan and me were talking about the 'Fashion Show' competition...We concluded that M-people should not complete their work...as in '半途而不废'...Haha I don't think anyone else would actually get what I mean except those who were there when Yue Wan & I were talking about it...but it's still worth sharing...haha...Oh well...I tell ya'll ah...I seriously love BILIK SYARAHAN !!! haha...that wonderful fragrance of that room...the piano...the atmosphere...the sound production in that room...Awww...just love it so much...& its also my car !!! (yup...ya'll aren't gonna get what i mean by that but let me explain a bit more...its my car cuz whenever i take the keys to that room i always say those are my carkeys haha I know...sweat...) Anyway...that's all not the main point why I admire that place so much...the main thing is I learned the complete definition of harmony there...and a harmonious sound can only be produced if the choir works together...here's a formula to break down what I said just now : 1 HEART + 1 SOUL + 1 VOICE = CHOIR...seems simple huh?No its not as simple as it looks or as you think it is...to achieve this, the choir needs to work together and I do mean work together...that means NO PLAYING POLITICS, NO FREAKING CONTROL FREAKS, NO PEOPLE WHO WANNA TAKE OVER OTHER PEOPLE'S JOB...of course there's more than that...but those are the things I wouldn't feel comfortable around with...Anyway, all talk no work is not going to get anyone anywhere...I'm now officially not involved in most choir stuff so why am I caring so much?Its not to say I 自恋 or what...its just...hmmm...i dunno how to describe it at this point...I'm word-less now...haha...speaking of word-less...reminds me of 脑-less...again no you're not gonna understand that unless you were at Bilik Syarahan today with triple 'Y' & Chong & moi...haha no offense...aiyo...I'm so 废...haha...what am I talking about?If I'm not 废then I cannot be an official member of F.E.I. ~ F, stands for FIRE...E, stands for ELECTRIC...& I, stands for ICE... Oh well, I guess ya'll woudn't understand that either...haha paiseh la...I'm really word-less now...will be writing my next blog another time...cuz need to turn in early...(my vocal teacher knows I sleep late these few days according to my voice condition...shoosh...otherwise...she's gonna become Cruella De Vil...at least that's what she says...haha)
P.S. My blogs will all be 酱废...So people...if you wanna read my blogs...I'll give you 4 words :
JUST BEAR WITH ME !!! (muahaha...XD)

一位 國文老師的告白

我是個國中的 國文老師，生平最痛苦的事情就是改作文!!
字醜就算了，還會自己學倉頡創字!!
創字就算了，還會用自己奇怪的邏輯寫句子!!
每次都改到哭笑不得……………

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１、元旦時，我們全家一起到歷史博物館參觀「冰馬桶」…
師評：有這樣的東西嗎？我也要去！（兵馬俑）

２、早上起床整裡「遺容」後，我們到學校集合，搭車前往墾丁畢業旅行
師評：不知道你家是哪一家殯儀館？老師一直都不知道…（儀容）

３、昨晚左眼皮跳個不停，當時就覺得那是「胸罩」，果然今天皮夾被扒走了!
師評：孩子，你已經這麼大了嗎？（凶兆 ）

４、報上說重金屬污染過的牡蠣，可「治」癌…
師評：一字之差，養蚵人家翻身矣！
我是不是該趕快去養牡蠣？會賺到翻哦… （致癌）

５、昨晚我和同學到速食店吃晚餐，我們點了兩個漢堡、「雞份一塊」…
師評：好吃嗎？雞糞？（雞塊一份）

６、星期天準備外出逛街時，匆忙之間不小心給「肛門」夾到，真倒楣!!
師評：老師很好奇──誰的肛門這麼大…？（鋼門）

７、四下無人，不要從背後 拍我肩膀，我很容易「受精」…
師評：孩子，我可能是你爸哦… 老師記得曾這樣讓很多人「受精」喔!（受驚）

８、逛完花市後，我花錢買下「賤男」，準備帶回家過年。
師評：發音正確一點，「劍蘭」會哭的…

９、我的歷史老師長髮披肩，個子矮小，脾氣不好，有一點點「胸」…
師評：歷史老師要我轉告你「等下上歷史課﹐皮給我繃緊一點。」（兇）

１０、我認為自己是個品學兼「憂」的好學生…
師評：你是該憂了──不及格。（優）

１１、在「崎嶇坎坷」的人生「康莊大道」上，我們要堅定方向…
師評：此路可繼世界八大奇蹟兵馬俑之後，登上第九大奇蹟。

１２、從小就住在我們家隔壁的陳伯伯住家三樓最後面一間廚房不知道為什麼會
三不五時地飄來一陣又一陣烹煮紅燒牛肉時所散發出來的濃濃迷人中藥味道…
師評：明天麻煩你一口氣唸完這句給我聽，不准換氣。

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這次出的作文題目是：美食與我
我非常沾沾自喜，相當期待這麼生活化又簡單的題目
一定能讓他們發揮的淋漓盡致，
可以減輕我每次改作文到快往生的噩運!!!

沒想到我錯了!!!!!!!
這些天兵天將們每個都是未來的棟樑????……

節錄一些下來:

1.我最喜歡吃的食物是生魚片，但是生魚片最讓我困擾的地方就是他的魚刺很多。

2.我最喜歡吃的食物是生魚片，唯一美中不足的是，他總是沒煮熟。

3.我最喜歡吃的美食是青菜，青菜中最喜歡吃的美食是白菜，為什麼喜歡吃白
菜呢？因為他是青菜的一種（繞口令嗎？）

4.我最喜歡吃滷肉飯跟貢丸湯，他們對我來說不只是一種美食，而是……兩種美
食。 （真是謝謝你的數學教學）

5.我最喜歡吃外婆煮的菜，裡面包含了很多愛心，但是萬一外婆死了我就吃不
到了，所以我要趁外婆還活著的時候，叫他每天煮三餐給我吃。
（這算虐待老人嗎？）

6.我最喜歡吃那種在外面跑的雞肉 （所以你要吃雞肉前都要追著他跑？）

7.我最喜歡吃美食，是那種出現陸地上，天天都看的到的那種肉（人肉？）

8.我對美食的要求很嚴格，他不能是由一位傷心的廚師做出來的
（連續劇看太多了，孩子）

9.媽媽很厲害，他下廚以後，可以把一顆蛋變成一顆荷包蛋（不然呢？）

10.每次媽媽煮完菜我們全家都會歡呼，於是媽媽就走進廚房再做第二道
（原來你家都是一道菜煮完再煮一道…）

11.我很喜歡跟爸爸去逛夜市，因為美食都能讓我感到垂涎三尺，只要我看到那
些食物出現，就會跟爸爸說我要吃這個我要吃那個結果我當然什麼都沒吃到
（好心酸的孩子）

12.我最喜歡吃媽媽煮的菜，跟外面賣的差的可遠呢!
（那到底是好吃還是不好吃？）

13.世界上美食很多，其中我最喜歡吃的外國料理是台南擔仔麵
（同學，請問你是哪國人？）

14.生魚片實在是太好吃了，每次一想到我的口水都會緩緩的滴下來…
（慢動作嗎？）

15.有一樣食物讓我百吃不厭，那就是雙胞胎，名字聽起來大家一定都會覺得很
奇怪，沒錯，他就是很奇怪（這樣有解釋到嗎？）

16.我吃東西總是又快又急，沒辦法，熟能生巧嘛!
（我呼吸總是又快又急，沒辦法，熟能生巧嘛…！）


有前輩說：他上輩子殺了人，所以這輩子處罰他當老師。

唉...我想我不只殺了人，還是………………
殺..
錯..
人….
才會淪落到當 國文老師………

換小學老師了:

１。題目：一邊……一邊……

小朋友寫：他一邊脫衣服，一邊穿褲子。

老師批語：他到底是要脫還是要穿啊？

２。題目：其中

小朋友寫：我的其中一只左腳受傷了。

老師批語：你是蜈蚣嗎？

３。題目：陸陸續續

小朋友寫：下班了，爸爸陸陸續續的回家了。

老師批語：你到底有幾個爸爸呀？

４。題目：難過

小朋友寫：我家門前有條水溝很難過。

老師批語：老師更難過。

５。題目：又 又

小朋友寫：我的媽媽又矮又高又胖又瘦。

老師批語；你的媽媽是變形金鋼嗎？

６。題目：你看

小朋友寫：你看什麼看！沒看過啊

老師批語：沒看過

７。題目：欣欣向榮

小朋友寫：欣欣向榮榮告白。

老師批語：連續劇不要看太多了！

８。題目：好吃

小朋友寫：好吃個屁。

老師批語：有些東西是不能吃的。

９。題目：天真

小朋友寫：今天真熱。

老師批語：你真天真。

１０。題目：果然

小朋友寫：昨天我吃水果，然後喝涼水。

老師批語：是詞組，不能分開的。

１１。題目：先……再……，例題：先吃飯，再冼澡。

小朋友寫：先生，再見！

老師批語：想像力超過了地球人的智慧。

１２。題目：況且

小朋友寫：一列火車經過，況且況且況且況且況且況

老師批語：我死了算了 @@

[forwarded message...very funny...& sweat also]

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